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02-17-2007, 12:52 PM
Why do we DRIVE on a Parkway ........and Park in a DRIVE way?
Why do we have
"Hot" Water Heaters?
...How can you still be in your chair when you sit UP?
...When a person takes notice, where do they take it? Is it the same place you are when you're put on notice?
...If a person stands up to be counted, is the result different than when they are seated?
Why when a bridge is open is it closed
Isn't it bad enough to say a person is up **** creek without mentioning the lost paddle?
...Wouldn't it be worse to be down **** creek with everything flowing towards you?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
If you melt someone's heart, will they get pneumonia?
...When you pass out, why do you stop moving in one place, often indoors?
Why do they call them apartments when they're together?
Why is there a Permanent Press setting on my Iron.... if it is permanent press it should not need an Iron
Why do we call it a TV set, when there's just one?
Or a pair of panties when there's just one?
How come when in rehab the junkie gets treated with none other than the legal version of what their addicted to
Why do we go into a bathroom and take a ****? I leave mine.
If I don't give a ****, does that mean I'm constipated?
Why is there Braille lettering on a
drive-up ATM?
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- What is styrofoam supposed to pack in?
- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
- Why did God give men nipples?
- What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
- Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
- Why do the minute hands on school clocks always click backward before going forward?
- Why do bananas grow upward when every other fruit grow downward?
- Why is 40% alcohol called 80 proof?
- If buttered toast always lands butter-side up, and a cat always lands on its feet. What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat?
- How many licks does it really take to get to the centre of a Tootsie pop?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
And this is one I've always personally pondered on:
- What do people with Tourette syndrome shout out if they've never been exposed to words of profanity?
Why when you bounce a check does the bank charge you more of what they know you don't have?
Why is Oktoberfest is September?"
Why do we have
"Hot" Water Heaters?
...How can you still be in your chair when you sit UP?
...When a person takes notice, where do they take it? Is it the same place you are when you're put on notice?
...If a person stands up to be counted, is the result different than when they are seated?
Why when a bridge is open is it closed
Isn't it bad enough to say a person is up **** creek without mentioning the lost paddle?
...Wouldn't it be worse to be down **** creek with everything flowing towards you?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
If you melt someone's heart, will they get pneumonia?
...When you pass out, why do you stop moving in one place, often indoors?
Why do they call them apartments when they're together?
Why is there a Permanent Press setting on my Iron.... if it is permanent press it should not need an Iron
Why do we call it a TV set, when there's just one?
Or a pair of panties when there's just one?
How come when in rehab the junkie gets treated with none other than the legal version of what their addicted to
Why do we go into a bathroom and take a ****? I leave mine.
If I don't give a ****, does that mean I'm constipated?
Why is there Braille lettering on a
drive-up ATM?
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- What is styrofoam supposed to pack in?
- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
- Why did God give men nipples?
- What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
- Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
- Why do the minute hands on school clocks always click backward before going forward?
- Why do bananas grow upward when every other fruit grow downward?
- Why is 40% alcohol called 80 proof?
- If buttered toast always lands butter-side up, and a cat always lands on its feet. What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat?
- How many licks does it really take to get to the centre of a Tootsie pop?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
And this is one I've always personally pondered on:
- What do people with Tourette syndrome shout out if they've never been exposed to words of profanity?
Why when you bounce a check does the bank charge you more of what they know you don't have?
Why is Oktoberfest is September?"
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02-17-2007, 05:16 PM
Some of these Ive never heard
02-18-2007, 03:35 AM
one of my friends posted that on myspace.
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