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02-17-2007, 12:43 PM
Little Billy comes home from school all excited and says to his mother, "Mommy, Mommy!
Today at school, the teacher asked us to count from one to ten and all the other children could do was count from one to three but I counted from one to ten!!"
"That's great little Billy. And do you know why?"
"No, Mommy. Why?"
"Because you're clever!"
"Ooh!"
The next day little Billy comes home all excited again and says to his mother, "Mommy,
Mommy! Today at school, the teacher asked us to recite the alphabet and all the other
children could recite were A to G but I did A to Z!!"
"That's great little Billy. And do you know why?"
"No, Mommy. Why?"
"Because you're clever!"
"Ooh!"
The third day little Billy comes home and says to his mother, "Mommy, Mommy! Today at
school, at gym class when we were changing, I noticed all the other boys had willies out to
here. But mine was out to HERE!!!!"
"That's great little Billy. And do you know why?"
"Yes, Mommy. Because I'm clever!!"
"No, little Billy. It's because you're 24 years old."
Today at school, the teacher asked us to count from one to ten and all the other children could do was count from one to three but I counted from one to ten!!"
"That's great little Billy. And do you know why?"
"No, Mommy. Why?"
"Because you're clever!"
"Ooh!"
The next day little Billy comes home all excited again and says to his mother, "Mommy,
Mommy! Today at school, the teacher asked us to recite the alphabet and all the other
children could recite were A to G but I did A to Z!!"
"That's great little Billy. And do you know why?"
"No, Mommy. Why?"
"Because you're clever!"
"Ooh!"
The third day little Billy comes home and says to his mother, "Mommy, Mommy! Today at
school, at gym class when we were changing, I noticed all the other boys had willies out to
here. But mine was out to HERE!!!!"
"That's great little Billy. And do you know why?"
"Yes, Mommy. Because I'm clever!!"
"No, little Billy. It's because you're 24 years old."
02-17-2007, 04:56 PM
!
02-18-2007, 02:05 AM
Lol
02-18-2007, 03:40 AM
wow lol
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