Warning Labels

**Midee1** · 02-17-2007, 10:22 AM

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic beverage containers:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

**BelfryJustice** · 02-17-2007, 10:26 AM

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

American Idol must have a lot of people drinking alcohol!

:Guitar01:

**-STAT-** · 02-17-2007, 02:40 PM

BelfryJustice Wrote:5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

American Idol must have a lot of people drinking alcohol!

:Guitar01:

lmao! that was a good one there!

**Batpuff** · 02-17-2007, 02:55 PM

That is just too damn funny.

**thetribe** · 02-17-2007, 08:53 PM

that so funy mide now whre did my bra go?!?!

**Midee1** · 02-17-2007, 09:21 PM

thetribe Wrote:that so funy mide now whre did my bra go?!?!

I took it. I have a fetish..... Confused

hh:

**thetribe** · 02-17-2007, 09:23 PM

I am literally laughing out loud...with tears forming my eyes to boot.

**Midee1** · 02-17-2007, 09:39 PM

If you only knew the half of it........

**warriorpride** · 02-18-2007, 02:46 AM

Midee1 Wrote:I took it. I have a fetish.....hh:

LOL