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12-16-2006, 08:43 PM
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower (he had so much money he could buy anything he wanted), shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm, and who hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all adither. At the very first chance they corner Bob and ask him, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
"Girlfriend?" Bob replies smiling. "She's my wife!"
His friends are blown away by this announcement, but continue to pester Bob with questions. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," replies Bob.
"What? Did you tell you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
His buddies at the club are all adither. At the very first chance they corner Bob and ask him, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
"Girlfriend?" Bob replies smiling. "She's my wife!"
His friends are blown away by this announcement, but continue to pester Bob with questions. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," replies Bob.
"What? Did you tell you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
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12-16-2006, 11:19 PM
nice one
12-16-2006, 11:52 PM
That was a good1
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