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10-12-2006, 05:39 PM
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, " Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping a man came up to him and said, " Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout counter he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his " barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, " When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The lady ( naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, " No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."
At the checkout counter he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his " barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, " When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The lady ( naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, " No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."
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