[Beef]

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f'd up...but that shit was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. AND BLACKMAIL YOU WITH IT!!!!

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will knock them the f out!!

OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will repost

[BurntTires]

:lmao: Funny as hell...but true

[BC75]

haha

[BlackcatAlum]

Thats great!

[Batpuff]

Lmao

[Cali]

I love those!!

[SE04]

i posted one like it the other day on myspace called reneck friends