[Batpuff]

>> >>>> >> Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled
>> >> out a cigar. Finding he
>> >> had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
>> >>
>> >> "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied.
>> >>
>> >> Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a
>> >> Bic lighter 10 inches
>> >> long.
>> >>
>> >> "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge
>> >> Bic lighter in his hands.
>> >>
>> >> "Vhere did yew git dat monster??"
>> >>
>> >> "Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."
>> >>
>> >> "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.
>> >>
>> >> "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says
>> >> Olaf.
>>
>>
>> >> "Could I see him?"
>> >>
>> >> So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out
>> >> pops the genie.
>> >>
>> >> Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a
>> >> good friend of your master
>> >>  Vill you grant me vun vish?"

>> >>
>> >> "Yes, I will," says the genie.
>> >>
>> >> So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The
>> >> genie disappears back into
>> >> the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting
>> >> for his million bucks.
>> >>
>> >> Suddenly, the sky darkens and is filled with the
>> >> sound of a million ducks ..
>> >>  flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks
>> >> Sven yells at Olaf.
>> >>
>>
>> "Yumpin' Yimmny I asked for a million bucks, not a
>> >> million ducks!"
>> >>
>> >> Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew da genie is
>> >> hard of hearing. Do yew
>> >> really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?"

[98]

Good one!

[thetribe]

Oldie but goodie lol

[BC75]

:clap:

[OU_Bruiser]

lol