[Batpuff]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She
was
> > a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but
knew
very
> > little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper
for
> > a
> > ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a
> > drunk.
> >
> > She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she
> > decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around
> > the house than the drunk.
> >
> > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a
> > lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the
ranch was
> > doing very well.
> >
> > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a
> > really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town
and
> > kick up your heels."
> >
> > The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday
night. One
> > o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no
hired
> > hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found
> > the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting
> > for him. She quietly called him over to her.
> >
> > "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
> >
> > Trembling, he did as she directed.
> >
> > "Now take off my boots."
> >
> > He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
> >
> > "Now take off my socks."
> >
> > He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
> >
> > "Now take off my skirt."
> >
> >


He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
light.
> >
> > "Now take off my bra."
> >
> > Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it
to the
> > floor.
> >
> > "Now," she said, "take off my panties."
> >
> > By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
> >
> > Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town
> > again, you're fired."

[crazytaxidriver]

hahhahahahahahahahahaahahahah.. now tha'ts funny

[Tomcat68]

Still better than having a drunk around the place!

[ElastiGirl]

that was a good one lol

[bballmama]

lol too funny

[Beef]

:lol: :lol:

[15thRegionCrazy]

hahahaha... that one was great

[MR.INCREDIBLE]

Good one!!

[go panthers!!!]

that was a good one