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10-18-2005, 08:06 PM
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached in his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow," said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will the genie said, so the friend asks him for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the man's pocket and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.
About this time a duck walks into the bar, followed by another and another duck. Before long the bar was filled with ducks. They were everywhere.
The friend tells his buddy, "what's goin on, I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks."
"Oh i forgot to tell you, the genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think i asked for a 10 inch bic?"
"I sure do," he replied and reached in his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow," said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will the genie said, so the friend asks him for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the man's pocket and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.
About this time a duck walks into the bar, followed by another and another duck. Before long the bar was filled with ducks. They were everywhere.
The friend tells his buddy, "what's goin on, I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks."
"Oh i forgot to tell you, the genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think i asked for a 10 inch bic?"
10-18-2005, 08:10 PM
hahaha.. good one
10-18-2005, 08:33 PM
LMFAO! Nice!
10-18-2005, 08:37 PM
I've heard this same joke but a different version of it. Instead of a man having a 10 inch bic the man had a 10 inch tall man playing a small piano. The joke continued with the ducks instead of bucks. Then the first man says, "Yeah, my genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you think I'd ask for a 10 inch pianist?"
10-18-2005, 09:30 PM
hahah i think i've ehar that one before too..
10-18-2005, 10:59 PM
That was funny...
10-19-2005, 12:53 AM
HAHA that was funny
10-19-2005, 02:40 PM
Both versions of this joke was funny the first time around!
10-21-2005, 07:52 AM
That would be my luck
10-21-2005, 02:37 PM
lol funny
10-22-2005, 10:16 PM
Hahahaha nice.....
10-22-2005, 10:59 PM
Navigator Wrote:Hahahaha nice.....
Welcome Nav
10-23-2005, 01:42 AM
Thanks christv, it's good to be here.
10-23-2005, 01:47 AM
Navigator Wrote:Thanks christv, it's good to be here.
Yes Welcome Nav.. Glad to have you here. :Thumbs:
10-23-2005, 05:35 PM
ROFLMAO that's great
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