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A little funny
#1
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.

"I sure do," he replied and reached in his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow," said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will the genie said, so the friend asks him for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the man's pocket and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.

About this time a duck walks into the bar, followed by another and another duck. Before long the bar was filled with ducks. They were everywhere.

The friend tells his buddy, "what's goin on, I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks."

"Oh i forgot to tell you, the genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think i asked for a 10 inch bic?"
#2
hahaha.. good one
#3
LMFAO! Nice!
#4
I've heard this same joke but a different version of it. Instead of a man having a 10 inch bic the man had a 10 inch tall man playing a small piano. The joke continued with the ducks instead of bucks. Then the first man says, "Yeah, my genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you think I'd ask for a 10 inch pianist?"
#5
hahah i think i've ehar that one before too..
#6
That was funny...
#7
HAHA that was funny
#8
Both versions of this joke was funny the first time around! Smile
#9
That would be my luck
#10
lol funny
#11
Hahahaha nice.....
#12
Navigator Wrote:Hahahaha nice.....


Welcome Nav
#13
Thanks christv, it's good to be here.
#14
Navigator Wrote:Thanks christv, it's good to be here.


Yes Welcome Nav.. Glad to have you here. :Thumbs:
#15
ROFLMAO that's great

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