[Old School]

Lawyer:"What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness:"He said, Where am I Cathy?"
Lawyer:"And why did that upset you?"
Witness:"My name is Susan."

Lawyer:" How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the Collision?"

Lawyer:"Now Sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness:"I refuse to answer that question."
Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness:"I refuse to answer that question."
Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night this man in Miami?"
Witness:"No."

[thetribe]

Hehehehe.