Jaguars 35 Cowboys 17

**Jarons** · 10-31-2010, 04:04 PM

Final:Clap:

**Aslan** · 10-31-2010, 04:13 PM

Now boyz.

**MVP2** · 10-31-2010, 04:17 PM

1-6, Take that Jerry Jones! :thatsfunn

**geauxtigers75** · 10-31-2010, 05:06 PM

http://www.firewadephillips.com

:flush: *sigh*

**Stardust** · 10-31-2010, 06:31 PM

geauxtigers75 Wrote:http://www.firewadephillips.com

:flush: *sigh*

No Way! Please don't fire Wade Phillips, PLEASE:please:

He is the best thing that ever happened to Cowboy haters Tongue

irateSho

**Jarons** · 10-31-2010, 06:53 PM

Stardust Wrote:No Way! Please don't fire Wade Phillips, PLEASE:please:

He is the best thing that ever happened to Cowboy hatersirateSho

LOL! I thought the same thing! I hope Jerry Jones signs him to a lifetime contract.

**geauxtigers75** · 10-31-2010, 07:28 PM

Jerry Jones is starting to look more like Al Davis every day. It's killing me. Jerry can't hang his hat on the mid 90's forever.

***Spud6*** · 10-31-2010, 08:53 PM

Romo wouldn't have made a difference. Just saying. LOL

And I love watching the Cowboys lose.

**geauxtigers75** · 10-31-2010, 09:22 PM

MisterPerfect Wrote:Romo wouldn't have made a difference. Just saying. LOL

And I love watching the Cowboys lose.

Nah, Romo wouldn't have made much of a difference at all. It seems all the Steeler fans enjoy watching the Cowboys lose, sorry about SB XXX. But come on, we're 1-6 Sad

***Spud6*** · 10-31-2010, 09:29 PM

geauxtigers75 Wrote:Nah, Romo wouldn't have made much of a difference at all. It seems all the Steeler fans enjoy watching the Cowboys lose, I wonder why? hh:

Ahh, it's just a Steelers thing. LOL

:biggrin:

**TidesHoss32** · 10-31-2010, 11:46 PM

Everytime I see Wade Phillips, complete with his perfect bad hair and his mid 80s mafia outfit, the clueless expressions on his face (and the clueless decisions to match) give me a mental picture of a typical conversation that would take place on a Sunday afternoon in Dallas. This might get long..I apologize in advance if it does.

Wade Phillips-Gyaaah boys, this is nice! Where are we?
asst. coach (AC)- Your in Dallas, Wade.
WP-Dallas?! Wow! What is this place? It looks like a giant Chucky Cheese!!
AC- Your in the new stadium, Wade.
WP- What new stadium?
AC-The DALLAS COWBOYS' NEW STADIUM!
WP- WOW! This is the new Cowboys stadium?!?!
AC- Yes, Wade.
WP- Do we get to watch the Dallas Cowboys too?!?!?
AC- Your coaching them, Wade.
WP- Who is?
AC- You are.
WP- I am?
AC- I'm afraid so.
(Cowboys run onto the field)
WP- LOOK AT 'EM!! There goes Michael Irv..what? Who's Bryant?...Wait..who are you again?
AC- I'm your offensive coordinator, Wade.
WP- Well, theres a mixup somewhere, because Michael Irvin wears 88! And he's gonna be MAD!
AC- Irvin retired, Wade.
WP- Retired, huh? Pfft..Well, uhh..MAN THOSE BOYS ARE BIG! I'm gonna ask my wife if we can get season tickets to come here! I bet they got an arcade room somewhere in here! I wonder if they have Pac-Man! I used to do good on Pac-Man!
AC- I dunno Wade..so what plays are we going to give Kitna to run first series?
WP- Who?
AC- Jon Kitna. Your quarterback.
WP- Who's quarterback?
AC- Nevermind, Wade.
WP- Lets throw the ol picket fence at 'em. Tell 'em not to get caught watchin the paint dry.
AC- Thats a basketball play, Wade.
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- I know what it is! And your gonna tell Troy to run it!
AC- Troy?
WP- Aikman!
AC- Wade, Jon Kitna's your quarterback.
WP- Who?
AC (shrugs, closes his eyes)- I'll tell Troy, Wade.
WP- Where's Jimmy?
AC- Jimmy who, Wade?
WP- JOHNSON, THE COACH..you need to pay attention, son..
AC (looks up to the sky)- If your listening...shoot me. Strike me with lightning. Whatever, just make it quick.

**MVP2** · 10-31-2010, 11:49 PM

TidesHoss32 Wrote:Everytime I see Wade Phillips, complete with his perfect bad hair and his mid 80s mafia outfit, the clueless expressions on his face (and the clueless decisions to match) give me a mental picture of a typical conversation that would take place on a Sunday afternoon in Dallas. This might get long..I apologize in advance if it does.

Wade Phillips-Gyaaah boys, this is nice! Where are we?
asst. coach (AC)- Your in Dallas, Wade.
WP-Dallas?! Wow! What is this place? It looks like a giant Chucky Cheese!!
AC- Your in the new stadium, Wade.
WP- What new stadium?
AC-The DALLAS COWBOYS' NEW STADIUM!
WP- WOW! This is the new Cowboys stadium?!?!
AC- Yes, Wade.
WP- Do we get to watch the Dallas Cowboys too?!?!?
AC- Your coaching them, Wade.
WP- Who is?
AC- You are.
WP- I am?
AC- I'm afraid so.
(Cowboys run onto the field)
WP- LOOK AT 'EM!! There goes Michael Irv..what? Who's Bryant?...Wait..who are you again?
AC- I'm your offensive coordinator, Wade.
WP- Well, theres a mixup somewhere, because Michael Irvin wears 88! And he's gonna be MAD!
AC- Irvin retired, Wade.
WP- Retired, huh? Pfft..Well, uhh..MAN THOSE BOYS ARE BIG! I'm gonna ask my wife if we can get season tickets to come here! I bet they got an arcade room somewhere in here! I wonder if they have Pac-Man! I used to do good on Pac-Man!
AC- I dunno Wade..so what plays are we going to give Kitna to run first series?
WP- Who?
AC- Jon Kitna. Your quarterback.
WP- Who's quarterback?
AC- Nevermind, Wade.
WP- Lets throw the ol picket fence at 'em. Tell 'em not to get caught watchin the paint dry.
AC- Thats a basketball play, Wade.
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- I know what it is! And your gonna tell Troy to run it!
AC- Troy?
WP- Aikman!
AC- Wade, Jon Kitna's your quarterback.
WP- Who?
AC (shrugs, closes his eyes)- I'll tell Troy, Wade.
WP- Where's Jimmy?
AC- Jimmy who, Wade?
WP- JOHNSON, THE COACH..you need to pay attention, son..
AC (looks up to the sky)- If your listening...shoot me. Strike me with lightning. Whatever, just make it quick.

:thatsfunn:thatsfunn, Nice.

***Spud6*** · 10-31-2010, 11:54 PM

TidesHoss32 Wrote:Everytime I see Wade Phillips, complete with his perfect bad hair and his mid 80s mafia outfit, the clueless expressions on his face (and the clueless decisions to match) give me a mental picture of a typical conversation that would take place on a Sunday afternoon in Dallas. This might get long..I apologize in advance if it does.

Wade Phillips-Gyaaah boys, this is nice! Where are we?
asst. coach (AC)- Your in Dallas, Wade.
WP-Dallas?! Wow! What is this place? It looks like a giant Chucky Cheese!!
AC- Your in the new stadium, Wade.
WP- What new stadium?
AC-The DALLAS COWBOYS' NEW STADIUM!
WP- WOW! This is the new Cowboys stadium?!?!
AC- Yes, Wade.
WP- Do we get to watch the Dallas Cowboys too?!?!?
AC- Your coaching them, Wade.
WP- Who is?
AC- You are.
WP- I am?
AC- I'm afraid so.
(Cowboys run onto the field)
WP- LOOK AT 'EM!! There goes Michael Irv..what? Who's Bryant?...Wait..who are you again?
AC- I'm your offensive coordinator, Wade.
WP- Well, theres a mixup somewhere, because Michael Irvin wears 88! And he's gonna be MAD!
AC- Irvin retired, Wade.
WP- Retired, huh? Pfft..Well, uhh..MAN THOSE BOYS ARE BIG! I'm gonna ask my wife if we can get season tickets to come here! I bet they got an arcade room somewhere in here! I wonder if they have Pac-Man! I used to do good on Pac-Man!
AC- I dunno Wade..so what plays are we going to give Kitna to run first series?
WP- Who?
AC- Jon Kitna. Your quarterback.
WP- Who's quarterback?
AC- Nevermind, Wade.
WP- Lets throw the ol picket fence at 'em. Tell 'em not to get caught watchin the paint dry.
AC- Thats a basketball play, Wade.
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- I know what it is! And your gonna tell Troy to run it!
AC- Troy?
WP- Aikman!
AC- Wade, Jon Kitna's your quarterback.
WP- Who?
AC (shrugs, closes his eyes)- I'll tell Troy, Wade.
WP- Where's Jimmy?
AC- Jimmy who, Wade?
WP- JOHNSON, THE COACH..you need to pay attention, son..
AC (looks up to the sky)- If your listening...shoot me. Strike me with lightning. Whatever, just make it quick.

This is hilarious!:worthy:

~~SweetLemonade~~ · 11-01-2010, 12:47 AM

Cowboys just aint what they used to be this year.

**Aslan** · 11-01-2010, 02:32 AM

TidesHoss32 Wrote:Everytime I see Wade Phillips, complete with his perfect bad hair and his mid 80s mafia outfit, the clueless expressions on his face (and the clueless decisions to match) give me a mental picture of a typical conversation that would take place on a Sunday afternoon in Dallas. This might get long..I apologize in advance if it does.

Wade Phillips-Gyaaah boys, this is nice! Where are we?
asst. coach (AC)- Your in Dallas, Wade.
WP-Dallas?! Wow! What is this place? It looks like a giant Chucky Cheese!!
AC- Your in the new stadium, Wade.
WP- What new stadium?
AC-The DALLAS COWBOYS' NEW STADIUM!
WP- WOW! This is the new Cowboys stadium?!?!
AC- Yes, Wade.
WP- Do we get to watch the Dallas Cowboys too?!?!?
AC- Your coaching them, Wade.
WP- Who is?
AC- You are.
WP- I am?
AC- I'm afraid so.
(Cowboys run onto the field)
WP- LOOK AT 'EM!! There goes Michael Irv..what? Who's Bryant?...Wait..who are you again?
AC- I'm your offensive coordinator, Wade.
WP- Well, theres a mixup somewhere, because Michael Irvin wears 88! And he's gonna be MAD!
AC- Irvin retired, Wade.
WP- Retired, huh? Pfft..Well, uhh..MAN THOSE BOYS ARE BIG! I'm gonna ask my wife if we can get season tickets to come here! I bet they got an arcade room somewhere in here! I wonder if they have Pac-Man! I used to do good on Pac-Man!
AC- I dunno Wade..so what plays are we going to give Kitna to run first series?
WP- Who?
AC- Jon Kitna. Your quarterback.
WP- Who's quarterback?
AC- Nevermind, Wade.
WP- Lets throw the ol picket fence at 'em. Tell 'em not to get caught watchin the paint dry.
AC- Thats a basketball play, Wade.
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- I know what it is! And your gonna tell Troy to run it!
AC- Troy?
WP- Aikman!
AC- Wade, Jon Kitna's your quarterback.
WP- Who?
AC (shrugs, closes his eyes)- I'll tell Troy, Wade.
WP- Where's Jimmy?
AC- Jimmy who, Wade?
WP- JOHNSON, THE COACH..you need to pay attention, son..
AC (looks up to the sky)- If your listening...shoot me. Strike me with lightning. Whatever, just make it quick.

:Clap::Thumbs:

**geauxtigers75** · 11-01-2010, 04:51 PM

That is probably a real conversation that happens every Sunday, between Jason Garrett and good ol' Wade. Now imagine what it feels like to be a Cowboys fan. But at least i'm not a Vikings fan today lololol

Greatness · 11-02-2010, 06:55 PM

Wade really isn't that bad of a coach. If it weren't for him and the undrafted Tony Romo who rose up from nothing under Wade, people wouldnt have felt the cowboys as a threat this year before their 1-6 start.

**LeeCoUKFan** · 11-02-2010, 07:28 PM

Did anyone see Jon Kitna hit Jason Witten with a pass perfectly in the center of the star on his helmet?!!! :lmao:

**Stardust** · 11-02-2010, 09:19 PM

Greatness Wrote:Wade really isn't that bad of a coach. If it weren't for him and the undrafted Tony Romo who rose up from nothing under Wade, people wouldnt have felt the cowboys as a threat this year before their 1-6 start.

Man, I sure hope that Jerry Jones beleives the same thing, because I want Wade Phillips to be the Cowboys coach FOREVER!

**Stardust** · 11-02-2010, 09:21 PM

Jarons Wrote:LOL! I thought the same thing! I hope Jerry Jones signs him to a lifetime contract.

Amen brother, I will march on Texas Stadium Way just to keep Wade as the head coach of the Cowboys!:biggrin:

BondJamesBond · 11-02-2010, 09:44 PM

What a mess and how quickly this team has gotten there.