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12-26-2005, 08:05 PM
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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12-26-2005, 08:13 PM
I just wonder if it was a gas grill or what... HAHAHA
12-26-2005, 08:40 PM
haha
12-27-2005, 03:14 AM
no hot dogs for her
12-27-2005, 01:22 PM
that sound like my wife very funny i cant stop laughing
12-27-2005, 02:33 PM
hahaha... good one
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12-27-2005, 07:09 PM
hahah.. I like this one
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