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12-23-2005, 08:03 PM
The FBI had an opening for an assasin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing, there were 3 finalists, 2 men and a woman.
For the last test, the FBI agents too one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know you will follow our instructions no matter the cir***stances. Your wife is inside. Kill her, now."
The man said, "You can't be serious, I can't shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun inside and there was silence for 5 minutes. He came back out and tearfully said, "I just couldn't do it." The agents told him he didn't have what it takes and to take his wife home.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went inside. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. after a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there was the lady wiping sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "So I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL:WOMEN ARE MEAN, DON'T MESS WITH THEM.
For the last test, the FBI agents too one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know you will follow our instructions no matter the cir***stances. Your wife is inside. Kill her, now."
The man said, "You can't be serious, I can't shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun inside and there was silence for 5 minutes. He came back out and tearfully said, "I just couldn't do it." The agents told him he didn't have what it takes and to take his wife home.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went inside. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. after a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there was the lady wiping sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "So I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL:WOMEN ARE MEAN, DON'T MESS WITH THEM.
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12-23-2005, 08:15 PM
ha
12-26-2005, 07:50 PM
sounds like my wife lol
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