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12-18-2005, 12:51 AM
Things to look forward to
1)...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer,"Honey, I can't do both!"
2)....your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
3)...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest the car.
4)...your remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
5)...you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go with her.
6)..."getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today
7)..."getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
8)...an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!"
9)...Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five woman to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
1)...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer,"Honey, I can't do both!"
2)....your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
3)...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest the car.
4)...your remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
5)...you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go with her.
6)..."getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today
7)..."getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
8)...an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!"
9)...Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five woman to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
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12-18-2005, 01:15 AM
12-18-2005, 02:37 AM
lol, good one!
12-18-2005, 09:51 PM
lol...those are cute...and somewhat gross...lol...
12-19-2005, 12:29 AM
lol
12-20-2005, 12:47 AM
Those are good
12-23-2005, 03:35 AM
lol
12-23-2005, 08:27 AM
Ha!!! Ha!!! True Dat !!!!!!
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