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12-14-2005, 02:40 AM
Dumest thing you ever heard??:blabbermo
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12-14-2005, 02:41 AM
I almost killed a 30 point doe
12-14-2005, 02:42 AM
there was a shark in my creek
12-14-2005, 02:49 AM
Tough Turf Wrote:I almost killed a 30 point doe
hahahahaha that's hilarious
12-14-2005, 07:22 PM
Man that is cold!!! 
12-14-2005, 07:44 PM
blackcatfan4life Wrote:Magoffin Co is going to beat Prestonsburg at football.
And CTD is not gay. That's definitely the dumbest thing I've ever heard. :insane:
CTD isn't gay.. Just as your g/f
umo: :bike:
12-14-2005, 10:27 PM
got a friend who used to put his automatic eclipse in neutral at a red light WHILE it was runnig because he said it didnt use gas when he did that.
had a friend tell me he had to stop working and eat because his alergies were acting up.
friend's gf was having a panic attack, another guy told her to eat crackers to calm her down.
had a friend tell me he had to stop working and eat because his alergies were acting up.
friend's gf was having a panic attack, another guy told her to eat crackers to calm her down.
12-15-2005, 12:22 AM
Well it might not have been the dumbest thing i ever heard but it sure was the funniest.
I was working as a Deputy Sheriff when a woman walked into the Sheriff's office and stopped at the counter. She then told the sec. in a mad voice " I want to talk to the Prostituting Attorney ( Prosecuting Attorney) This woman was about 30 something and was always in trouble for something but when she came in mad ranting and and going on and then she said that everyone in there had to bite there tounge and as soon as she left we all fell out in the floor. All by the way the attorney was a female.
The second was when another deputy had stopped a guy for possible DUI and when he asked him how much he had to drink the guy responded with way to much to be taliking to you. and of course he was one of those happy drunks.
I was working as a Deputy Sheriff when a woman walked into the Sheriff's office and stopped at the counter. She then told the sec. in a mad voice " I want to talk to the Prostituting Attorney ( Prosecuting Attorney) This woman was about 30 something and was always in trouble for something but when she came in mad ranting and and going on and then she said that everyone in there had to bite there tounge and as soon as she left we all fell out in the floor. All by the way the attorney was a female.
The second was when another deputy had stopped a guy for possible DUI and when he asked him how much he had to drink the guy responded with way to much to be taliking to you. and of course he was one of those happy drunks.
12-15-2005, 10:25 PM
Hearing President Bush talk!.........lol :BigLaugh:
12-17-2005, 04:15 AM
Rich Brooks is going to turn the football program around.
12-17-2005, 04:17 AM
It depends on the meaning of the word is is.........................Bill clinton
12-17-2005, 01:57 PM
-STAT- Wrote:Hearing President Bush talk!.........lol :BigLaugh:
I have to agree with you on that one
12-17-2005, 03:38 PM
The daily conversations that I hear from my peers, everything out of Kilgore's mouth, everything out of W's mouth...
Examples:
A girl had knee surgery two years ago and when she came back to school on crutches the school allowed her to use the elevator...Two years later keep in mind she comes to school with no knee brace, crutches, etc. because of course she is healing and she says "Mrs. May, if you need me call the elevator lady's room and she will help me come back downstairs." Yes, it's true, two years later she uses the elevator...
"Haha, look at my folder, I wrote Chemistry as C H I R S T Y."
In Physics class: "What is 7 times 6?"
"I bet the Kentucky State Police Department's homicide unit pack machine guns."
From a girl in my senior homeroom: "Oh, those pictures are of my two kids." Holy hell!
Administration at East Ridge where around 760 students attend: "This year we will only be having two lunches. They will be 20 minutes each." 760 students in TWO TWENTY MINUTE lunches..do the math.
"YEA! WHAT? OKAY!"
Examples:
A girl had knee surgery two years ago and when she came back to school on crutches the school allowed her to use the elevator...Two years later keep in mind she comes to school with no knee brace, crutches, etc. because of course she is healing and she says "Mrs. May, if you need me call the elevator lady's room and she will help me come back downstairs." Yes, it's true, two years later she uses the elevator...
"Haha, look at my folder, I wrote Chemistry as C H I R S T Y."
In Physics class: "What is 7 times 6?"
"I bet the Kentucky State Police Department's homicide unit pack machine guns."
From a girl in my senior homeroom: "Oh, those pictures are of my two kids." Holy hell!
Administration at East Ridge where around 760 students attend: "This year we will only be having two lunches. They will be 20 minutes each." 760 students in TWO TWENTY MINUTE lunches..do the math.
"YEA! WHAT? OKAY!"
12-23-2005, 09:22 PM
I tried to sniff coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
12-23-2005, 09:24 PM
Jesus Shuttlesworth Wrote:I tried to sniff coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
:lol::ChairHit:
12-23-2005, 11:11 PM
What about the newspaper article about the alligator in the Pikeville pond....
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