[BCF4L]

This is the funniest one I have read in a while. I laughed so hard. Enjoy!!



An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get
a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the
Governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of
night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the
bathtub... pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after
all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went
upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her
husband's rear view as he bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud,
woman, don't you ever stop nagging!?"

[crazytaxidriver]

Hahahah.. that was hilarious

[BCF4L]

I see you have awaken from the dead. It's about time you get on here while I'm on.

[crazytaxidriver]

Hahah. it's one of those once in a blue moon deals lol

[thetribe]

that was a funny one blackcat. i love these jokes that great posted on here, they neve fail to crack me up!