[football05]

How do you know when it's "bedtime" at Michael Jackson's house?
The little hand touches the big one.

Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

When does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go shopping?
When boys pants are 50% off.

Why did Michael Jackson phone Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.

How does Michael pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue.


I got these off of that site Cali told us to go to about our birthdays "this day in music"

[BCF4L]

LOL. I liked those. I really liked the grocery bag one and the boyz II men one.

[crazytaxidriver]

THe grocery bag was my fav lol

[dirty30]

haha those were all good but i had heard some of them already

[thetribe]

-Michael Jackson got into an accident a couple of days ago...
He rear ended a 12 year old!

-What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne waits until you are 12 to come on your face. (Sorry that one may be a little graphic...)

-How is K-Mart and Michael Jackson alike?
They both have little boys underwear 50% off.

[dirty30]

haha wow even tho the acne one was a little graphic i liked it lol

[BCF4L]

Yeah good job tribe. I liked that.

[15thRegionCrazy]

I like all of those.. the grocery bag was my favorite

[thetribe]

The Michael Jackson/acne one was probably the grossiest yet one of the funniest ones that I have heard so I figure that I would share a few with you guys.

[imported_imported_torQQue]

Those are pretty good..