[fatpatfan]

[Image: https://media1.tenor.com/images/0daa8b4e...d=15300910] Wowza! Time to rise! CT done went and done it bolz! Double header Thursday and this weekend baby! Double the pleasure and double the fun and double the concessions baby! Powell wont know what hit em as Pat Nation welcomes Black Bart Williams and the Pirates into Mortys! #bringextraeyepatches #nappershootineyesout #spideysensesgoingwild More mash taters please!!!

[Boys hoops]

Games canceled

[fatpatfan]

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Ole fatpat would like to send a mayday out there to my fella bruthas! We are at ground zero here at Mortys. We have been put on lock down due to this corona virus, wowza! On Wednesday at 1800 hours my trailer door about flew off the freakin hinges. I looked through my twinkie wrapper and seen CT start pulling all the corona from the fridge. I said lil' fella what the h@$% you doin. He said big guy we are under fire here and I'm trying to save our a$$. LT was holding the disposal bag cryin like a fiddle. LT bout stroked when CT started throwing away the the bud light too, smh. LT said aw heck no that ain't happening and started chugging the blue label stuff. I'm telling you folks that we are under fire and you better be ready to knuckle up. Reports coming in that the this corona virus has been traced back to the cavernous system between Circle T and Perry central. Reckon Hosky got greedy and dug past new York and ended up in Tokyo, wowza!

#606willstandtalltothecoronavirusbygawd #onlydrinkmericanbeer #hoskyrecruitingyaoming More mash taters please!!!