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Are you a prostitute or an auditor?
#1
1. You work very odd hours.

2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.

3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.

4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.

5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.

6. You are not proud of what you do.

7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.

8. It's difficult to have a family.

9. You have no job satisfaction.

10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.

11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.

12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.

13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.

14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they
get for the money.

15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.

16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to
ease the pain of it all.

17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the
client is foolish enough to pay it's not your
problem.

18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return
looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).

19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.

20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks
away smiling.

21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher
than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.

22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly
wonder if you could get a better deal with
another pimp.

23. Your pimp seams to often abuse you, forgetting that without you,
he would not have a business.

24. You do all the real work, but the pimp has a higher stigma and
more money, and really just has to "coordinate" the work for you.
Sometimes, you wonder if you could just make more money pimping out
yourself

25. You get so brainwashed into the lifestyle, that you don't realize
that life can be better, until it is too late.

26. Personal time, or a work/life balance, is meaningless to your
pimp, all he cares about is satisfying the clients, despite how many
times he tells you he loves you.

27. After a few years, you find that all your non-prostitute friends
are no longer your friends, because you lost touch and your schedule
and lifestyle was difficult to manage, and you find that you associate
primarily with other prostitutes.

28. The turnover rate is ridiculously high. Everyone thinks they can
do it for a few years, no problem, but after just a few clients
railing you, many break under the pressure, or quit for a better life.

29. Most of the time, your job could be performed by a well-trained monkey
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#2
Those are really funny.

#3
thetribe Wrote:Those are really funny.
My dad's an accountant he sent me them
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#4
I guessed that when I saw who posted it.

17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the
client is foolish enough to pay it's not your
problem.

Big Grin


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