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05-03-2012, 01:31 PM
Weâre a planet of list-makers, of voters, we like to group things into top tens, top 100s, best ever and worst ever.
So it should come as no surprise that hot on the heels of FHMâs 100 Sexiest Women In The World list, is a vote on the sexiest dame in prison.
Yes, you read that right. Lonely jailbirds across America have online profiles and dammit, theyâre HOT!
According to the good people at Ranker, the accolade of sexiest jailbird goes to Renee Bell, a 33-year-old who is âin search of a real man for friendship, companionship and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison."
The 6ft tall Christian does not reveal what she's behind bars for, but adds: âMust be willing to commit eventually. I promise you wonât be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps.â
In second place is Maeghan Rice, who reveals she is serving time for second-degree murder.
She explains: "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."
Renee and Maeghan's profiles feature on meet-an-inmate.com, where you can browse the profiles of hundreds of women (and men) all yearning to hear from you.
The website does include a disclaimer, but adds: âEven though these men and women are in prison, it doesn't mean that they are bad individuals. The majority of these inmates are fun, loving, clever, reliable, sexy and very passionate.
âIt can be a lot of fun communicating with these inmates. They enjoy sports, music, arts, etc. just as you do. However, they are convicted felons and caution should be used.â
While the profiles featured do not include details of criminal convictions, that information can be found at Free Inmate Locator.
Arlen Bischke, who set up the site in 1988, does not recommend using the site to land a serious relationship.
In the FAQ section of the site, he admits: "The odds of everything working out are slim. There are just too many obstacles. I recommend the site for a friend/pen pal basis. It can be a lot of fun writing an inmate. I recommend not to send money to inmates.
"These men and women are inmates and are usually in prison for good reason. This is meet-an-inmate.com, not meet-a-girl-scout.com!"
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So it should come as no surprise that hot on the heels of FHMâs 100 Sexiest Women In The World list, is a vote on the sexiest dame in prison.
Yes, you read that right. Lonely jailbirds across America have online profiles and dammit, theyâre HOT!
According to the good people at Ranker, the accolade of sexiest jailbird goes to Renee Bell, a 33-year-old who is âin search of a real man for friendship, companionship and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison."
The 6ft tall Christian does not reveal what she's behind bars for, but adds: âMust be willing to commit eventually. I promise you wonât be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps.â
In second place is Maeghan Rice, who reveals she is serving time for second-degree murder.
She explains: "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."
Renee and Maeghan's profiles feature on meet-an-inmate.com, where you can browse the profiles of hundreds of women (and men) all yearning to hear from you.
The website does include a disclaimer, but adds: âEven though these men and women are in prison, it doesn't mean that they are bad individuals. The majority of these inmates are fun, loving, clever, reliable, sexy and very passionate.
âIt can be a lot of fun communicating with these inmates. They enjoy sports, music, arts, etc. just as you do. However, they are convicted felons and caution should be used.â
While the profiles featured do not include details of criminal convictions, that information can be found at Free Inmate Locator.
Arlen Bischke, who set up the site in 1988, does not recommend using the site to land a serious relationship.
In the FAQ section of the site, he admits: "The odds of everything working out are slim. There are just too many obstacles. I recommend the site for a friend/pen pal basis. It can be a lot of fun writing an inmate. I recommend not to send money to inmates.
"These men and women are inmates and are usually in prison for good reason. This is meet-an-inmate.com, not meet-a-girl-scout.com!"
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05-03-2012, 11:59 PM
Why is it we allow prisoners to even have access to computers, televisions, and other recreational stuff. Doesnt matter what you did, you should be locked in a cell for 23 1/2 hours a day with 30 minutes to shower. Thats it.
Hell, prison is like a vacation for some people.
Hell, prison is like a vacation for some people.
05-04-2012, 01:24 AM
This planet gets stranger every day....
05-06-2012, 12:38 AM
They have more rights than us free people do.
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âRelax, all right? Donât try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, theyâre fascist. Throw some ground balls â itâs more democratic.â
Crash Davis
05-06-2012, 01:32 AM
RunItUpTheGut Wrote:Why is it we allow prisoners to even have access to computers, televisions, and other recreational stuff. Doesnt matter what you did, you should be locked in a cell for 23 1/2 hours a day with 30 minutes to shower. Thats it.
Hell, prison is like a vacation for some people.
For real man...you should see some of the prisons out there...seen some pictures of one recently in Chicago that looked like it would be awesome to be at. They have basketball courts, pools, everything people could want...
05-06-2012, 02:52 AM
I worked at a Supermax prison for 7 years, and you would be surprised at how many inmates were in there because they wanted to be. Think about it: You live on the streets, have to steal what you eat, you have nowhere to sleep, no place to go, no medical insurance, no job, nothing...just kill some random homeless dude and go to prison the rest of your life. Three meals a day. Clothes. Free medical. A bed to sleep in. Problem solved. Granted, for people that live normal and decent lives, its nowhere we'd ever want to go, but if you have nothing, then its an easy way out...those resort prisons are unbelievable, mix that with getting getting occasional conjugal visits, and its basically nothing more than a break away from the wife and kids, lol..
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05-06-2012, 01:24 PM
It just baffles me.
Hell, sign me up.
Hell, sign me up.
05-06-2012, 03:03 PM
^ Hah, might as well. Better to be in one of these nice prisons than some of the other places around here lol.
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