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Adultery and Alcohol
#1
An elderly doctor and a Baptist minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start due to some technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be served.

When the charming hostess came round with the trolley, the doctor ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister whether he wanted anything.

He replied, "Oh No! Thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol." The elderly doctor promptly handed his gin and tonic back to the hostess said, "Madam, I did not know there was a choice."
#2
lol
#3
Lmao.
#4
haha
#5
:lol: Funny!!!
#6
:lol: :lol:
#7
funny haha
#8
lmao
#9
haha
#10
Funny
#11
amen brother i am with the preist
#12
A choice that would be hard.
#13
CD, pun intended?
#14
I didn't say anything.
#15
CatDawg Wrote:A choice that would be hard.

Nothing?
#16
You seem to have lost me. LOL
#17
You said hard..they were talking about penises..
I said pun intended?
#18
OK

But I don't think that's what they were talking about.
#19
Never mind lol
#20
I got what you were saying just didn't understand until you explained.
#21
No problemo.
#22
it takes him a while sometimes
#23
I'm back.

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