Joke:Call In Sick

**Batpuff** · 12-15-2005, 03:53 PM

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

**15thRegionCrazy** · 12-15-2005, 03:59 PM

hahaha... good one!

**-STAT-** · 12-15-2005, 10:15 PM

thats awesome!

DTfan · 12-15-2005, 10:20 PM

lord lord

**CatDawg** · 12-15-2005, 10:43 PM

Awesome

#_4 · 12-15-2005, 10:56 PM

Lmao thats great.

ElastiGirl · 12-16-2005, 12:04 AM

that was great hahaha

**thetribe** · 12-17-2005, 03:28 PM

Lmao. That was great.