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11-29-2005, 02:08 AM
After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his
life,
an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of
the
stores
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one
before,
he
remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that!
Here's a
picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife,
Lizzy, didn't like his father.
So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for
the
fields, he would go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the
barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the
mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly
floozy
he's
runnin' around with."
life,
an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of
the
stores
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one
before,
he
remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that!
Here's a
picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife,
Lizzy, didn't like his father.
So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for
the
fields, he would go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the
barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the
mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly
floozy
he's
runnin' around with."
11-29-2005, 02:10 AM
LMAO that's a good one
11-29-2005, 02:11 AM
:lol::Clap::lol: Awesome!!
11-29-2005, 02:15 AM
I could almost see that happening to someone!
11-29-2005, 02:16 AM
LMAO Thats hilarious bat.. I will have to remember that one
11-29-2005, 01:24 PM
sounds like one of our neighbors
11-29-2005, 03:25 PM
hahaha... good one
11-29-2005, 04:20 PM
:lol: :lol: That was great!
11-29-2005, 07:16 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
11-30-2005, 12:56 PM
lol
12-01-2005, 08:49 AM
Pretty funny
12-01-2005, 09:05 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
12-01-2005, 07:14 PM
Thats hilarious
12-01-2005, 09:48 PM
hahahaha....thats awesome
12-01-2005, 11:33 PM
haha good one
12-11-2005, 03:42 AM
cool
12-11-2005, 05:32 PM
Lol. Good one.
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