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09-13-2005, 12:43 PM
You might be from a small town if...
(1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
(2) You know what 4-H is
(3) You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
(4) You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.
(5) You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
(6) You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
(7) School gets canceled for a sports team going to State
(8) You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store
clerks knew how old you were.
(9) When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes
for you, you had to drive down country backroads to
smoke them.
(10) You never missed a Homecoming parade.
(11) You still go home for Homecoming.
(12) It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
(13) You had a senior skip day.
(14) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
(15) You can't help but date a friend's ex.
(16) Your car is always filthy from the dirty
backroads.
(17) You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.
(18) The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
(19) The people in the big city dress funny, then you
pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
(20) On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be
found at Main Street or the local resturants.
(21) Weekend excitement involves a trip to Wal-Mart.
(22) Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
(23) You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull
over and ask you if you need a ride.
(24) Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
(25) The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
(26) You laugh your head off reading this because you
know it's true and then forward it to eveyone in your
address book, which is actually half your town
lmao
(1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
(2) You know what 4-H is
(3) You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
(4) You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.
(5) You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
(6) You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
(7) School gets canceled for a sports team going to State
(8) You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store
clerks knew how old you were.
(9) When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes
for you, you had to drive down country backroads to
smoke them.
(10) You never missed a Homecoming parade.
(11) You still go home for Homecoming.
(12) It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
(13) You had a senior skip day.
(14) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
(15) You can't help but date a friend's ex.
(16) Your car is always filthy from the dirty
backroads.
(17) You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.
(18) The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
(19) The people in the big city dress funny, then you
pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
(20) On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be
found at Main Street or the local resturants.
(21) Weekend excitement involves a trip to Wal-Mart.
(22) Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
(23) You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull
over and ask you if you need a ride.
(24) Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
(25) The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
(26) You laugh your head off reading this because you
know it's true and then forward it to eveyone in your
address book, which is actually half your town
lmao
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09-13-2005, 12:48 PM
thatsfunny thatsfunny thatsfunny 
09-13-2005, 01:20 PM
Is this from The Facebook?
09-13-2005, 01:23 PM
Almost all those apply to me .
09-13-2005, 05:22 PM
torQQue Wrote:Almost all those apply to me .
Me too!
09-13-2005, 06:01 PM
Those are funny I liked em cali
09-14-2005, 12:47 AM
theswag Wrote:27) You Might be from a small town if there are more cattle than people.
Good one Swag!
09-14-2005, 01:26 AM
LOL.. thanks for the laugh Cali.. those were great
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