Stupidest thing you have ever heard in a classroom

imported_imported_torQQue · 03-02-2005, 03:54 AM

I was in Biology class my Freshman year. The teacher was talking about how things that used to have tails do not have tails anymore.

The girl sitting next to me quickly rubbed her hand on her lower back, and then looked at me and said, "I don't have a tail."
:lol:

hawkamania · 03-02-2005, 04:03 AM

when my science teachers talk about chorophyll, i always do the Billy Madison- "Chorophyll, more like borophyll."

imported_imported_torQQue · 03-02-2005, 04:08 AM

Thats funny. I love Billy Madison..

SuperMario · 03-02-2005, 04:17 AM

My teacher once said that she belived that camera's took people souls. lol I dont know if that counts as weird or funny.

hawkamania · 03-02-2005, 04:19 AM

which teacher SuperMario?

**crazytaxidriver** · 03-02-2005, 04:26 AM

I had a teacher that was half deaf but could read lips one day one of my friends dropped all his papers and screamed out an obscenity, the teacher then said something like, oh yes he was a great artist. lol

SuperMario · 03-02-2005, 04:54 AM

its a teacher at mullins. Her name was Ms. Jennings

**BCF4L** · 03-02-2005, 04:48 PM

I had a teacher, and you can ask anyone on here that went to P-burg when he was there, that said he had a time machine that would allow him to go back in time. He said he could light a match, get in his time machine, go to the other side of the hill, and watch himself light the match. He also said that 1+1 didn't equal 2, it equals anything you want it to. He also said he wrote the lyrics for Adam Worley's Country Song "I miss my friend". He was a real nut case. I could go on for hours going over the funny things he said.

bessie · 03-02-2005, 05:04 PM

Thats hilarious.
I had a teacher, she wouldn't teach at all. All she talked about was how her and Fabio had a thing going on one time. It was pretty funny. She'd also randomly talk about her scare and raise her shirt up and show us.

4leaf · 03-02-2005, 05:36 PM

BCF4L, was he serious about most of this stuff, or just being funny?

**BCF4L** · 03-02-2005, 06:25 PM

He was serious. He was a genius though. Other than the dumb things he came up with, he was very intelligent. I guess thats why he said these things.

**ComfortEagle** · 03-02-2005, 06:25 PM

SuperMario Wrote:My teacher once said that she belived that camera's took people souls. lol I dont know if that counts as weird or funny.

That originated with Native Americans. They believed that in order to capture the picture the camera had to take your soul. They were big on that kind of stuff. They even believed when you died you could your soul exited your body. What happened was someone died of a wound in winter and the steam from the body heat looked like a person's soul leaving their body. It's crazy stuff, but interesting.

*But the dumbest thing I've ever heard in a classroom was when a person came to class for a test that day and asked do we need anything to write with?

Support the AIM

The teacher just goes "No, you will be using telepathy today."

CNN · 03-02-2005, 08:27 PM

I was sitting in a math class once and a girl asked, "What happens to your eyes when you close them?"

**15thRegionSlamaBamma** · 03-02-2005, 11:13 PM

haha BC4L some one told me about him.

One of my social studies teacher always says this "Thats a turn on" lol i think its hilarous b/c we can b talking about some of the oddest things. And one day we were talking about cut throat b/c some guys type of thinking about politics was cut throat and she goes not to b confused with deep throat then continues to say thats a turn on lol.

hawkamania · 03-03-2005, 01:57 AM

haha, yea I love that teacher though Bamma, she is a genius.

Godfather, dont the aborigines of Australia believe that as well, with the cameras taking the soul?

**BGRBABE** · 03-03-2005, 01:57 AM

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

theswag · 03-04-2005, 09:43 PM

the stupidest thing i heard and SAW was some guy last year in my Geography class.... he was plowed on God knows what... he walked in, wait, More like Staggered in. he then preceded to climb in the corner of the wall 2 feet off of the ground. he stayed in that position and SLEPT. we said "Justin, what are you doing" and he replied, "I am a fly on the wall"
he never even twitched or anything when he was up there. i still think about how he done that without falling or any support.

Hurley · 03-04-2005, 11:44 PM

The stupidest thing i ever heard in class was by a blonde(of course). She asked if Michaelangelo(spelling) used color by numbers on the sistine chapel. This was my sophmore year.

**BGRBABE** · 03-04-2005, 11:44 PM

What does "this" refer to?