[Midee1]

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks.
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says,
"About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.

The barber, intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend sitting
in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour.
Follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, pale in the
face and shaking his head, almost in unbelief..

The barber asks, "Bill, where did that guy go when he left here?"
Bill looks up and with a slight hesitation in his voice and says,

"your house!"

[cards_athlete]

Omg! Lmao!

[BC75]

haha Thats smart.