Computer Humor

**BCF4L** · 07-20-2006, 10:45 AM

You have to be a bit of a nerd to get it, but its funny nevertheless.

Iâm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and Iâve been
having some problems lately. Iâve been running the same version of
DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the
GirlFriend releases Iâve tried have always conflicted with it.

I hear that DrinkingBuddies wonât crash if GirlFriend is run in background
mode and the sound is turned off, but Iâm embarrassed to say I canât find
the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works
okay.

GirlFriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with my Golf program,
often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility.

I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might
see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and
other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with
GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didnât have enough cache to run
GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run
properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled
itself.

Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were
supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus
anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while.

I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI
probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay
for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system.
I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed,
but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didnât know about that automatically
senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates
with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both
versions.

My friend upgraded to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog.
It has taken up all his space, so he canât load anything else. One of the
primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled
with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of
Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new
Plug-Ins he wanted to try.

On top of that, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw XL which has an automatic
pop-up feature he canât turn off. I told him to try installing Mistress
1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling
Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall
itself. Then Mistress 1.0 wonât install anyway because of insufficient
resources.

**Beef** · 07-20-2006, 11:16 AM

BurntTires · 07-20-2006, 11:20 AM

good one......lol

**15thRegionCrazy** · 07-20-2006, 12:26 PM

lol

**BC75** · 07-20-2006, 01:26 PM

haha

THUNDERCHILD · 07-20-2006, 02:24 PM

Yuck yuck yuck.

**Batpuff** · 07-20-2006, 02:31 PM

To dang funny, sounds like some of my ex's. LOL

KILROY · 07-20-2006, 05:31 PM

that's funny. Can someone tell me how to get to the place where you can donate points?

UKGIRL20 · 07-20-2006, 05:59 PM

I liked that

football05 · 07-20-2006, 11:32 PM

I like that Bcf4l...did you happen to relate that to yourself and decide to share or was it CTD's idea this time? lol

**crazytaxidriver** · 07-21-2006, 12:48 AM

hahah.. ctd downloaded wife 1.0 but computer is goin slow so it's taking some time to load up lol

**BC75** · 07-21-2006, 12:55 AM

lol better hope 1.0 doesn't read rivals CTD

football05 · 07-21-2006, 01:47 AM

haha CTD original man original
haha wonder what ole BCF4L will have to say about this one lol

**BCF4L** · 07-21-2006, 11:48 AM

A buddy here at work sent that to me. I thought it was hilarious so I posted it. I have girlfriend 1.0 and am sticking with that. I'm not a big fan of change anymore so 1.0 will do just fine until it gets slow and old and suddenly outdated. But by then my hard drive will be old and outdated too so we will just fase out together. Smile

**SE04** · 07-21-2006, 03:23 PM

lol

**crazytaxidriver** · 07-21-2006, 06:59 PM

BCF4L Wrote:A buddy here at work sent that to me. I thought it was hilarious so I posted it. I have girlfriend 1.0 and am sticking with that. I'm not a big fan of change anymore so 1.0 will do just fine until it gets slow and old and suddenly outdated. But by then my hard drive will be old and outdated too so we will just fase out together.

so are you saying that before long you will have to have your tower fixed??

football05 · 07-21-2006, 07:31 PM

haha ya know they make a special tool now a days to fix towers BCF4L i heard it makes them stick in there longer and stay longer for a pretty good while

**crazytaxidriver** · 07-21-2006, 08:44 PM

his wires are goin to get short circuited, and then his tower will be useless.. so that means wife 1.0, girlfriend (all versions), and baby 1.0-5.0 will all crash and be useless..

then he'll have to get a new version of self 1.0 and start over again...

**BCF4L** · 07-22-2006, 10:22 AM

crazytaxidriver Wrote:his wires are goin to get short circuited, and then his tower will be useless.. so that means wife 1.0, girlfriend (all versions), and baby 1.0-5.0 will all crash and be useless..

then he'll have to get a new version of self 1.0 and start over again...

:thatsfunn Nah my tower will be fine for at least 2 years. But you know that everyone's towers probably outdate within 2 years anyway and you must upgrade. My tower is one of those high powered towers with a lot of RAM. It will go for years. Smile

football05 · 07-22-2006, 01:52 PM

HAHAHAHA I love this thread....we made something out of nothing :Clap:

**BCF4L** · 07-23-2006, 12:46 PM

Dont we always? lol

football05 · 07-23-2006, 05:02 PM

yes sir always lol