[Old School]

At age 4, success is...not peeing in you pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in you pants.

[BurntTires]

good ones....lol

[football05]

pretty good keep em coming

[BC75]

Sounds about right. lol

[BCF4L]

Good one.