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11-16-2011, 11:48 PM
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You're not a piece of meat -- but you can still be a "bacon lover."
The pork-o-philes at J & D's Foods say they're cooking up their first genuine batch of Baconlube. For just $11.99 plus shipping, you can lather up in their smokey, salty, and delicious lubricant-massage oil.
Of course, such an outrageous offering should be taken with a grain of J & D's signature bacon salt. In April 2009, the company introduced the same product -- also known as the "McRib of Sex" -- as an April Fools Day joke.
"But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming," J & D's website explains. "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built."
The news is particularly exciting for Canadian bacon lovers, who will no longer be forced to choose between their two favorite past times.
"So youâre welcome Canada, youâre welcome â weâve got your back,â a press release obtained by the Toronto Star said.
Founders Justin and Dave established Seattle-based, bacon-obsessed company in 2007. Other offerings include Bacon Ranch, Bacon, Bacon Pop, Bacon Lip Balm, and bacon flavored Mmmvelopes.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15...weird-news
You're not a piece of meat -- but you can still be a "bacon lover."
The pork-o-philes at J & D's Foods say they're cooking up their first genuine batch of Baconlube. For just $11.99 plus shipping, you can lather up in their smokey, salty, and delicious lubricant-massage oil.
Of course, such an outrageous offering should be taken with a grain of J & D's signature bacon salt. In April 2009, the company introduced the same product -- also known as the "McRib of Sex" -- as an April Fools Day joke.
"But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming," J & D's website explains. "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built."
The news is particularly exciting for Canadian bacon lovers, who will no longer be forced to choose between their two favorite past times.
"So youâre welcome Canada, youâre welcome â weâve got your back,â a press release obtained by the Toronto Star said.
Founders Justin and Dave established Seattle-based, bacon-obsessed company in 2007. Other offerings include Bacon Ranch, Bacon, Bacon Pop, Bacon Lip Balm, and bacon flavored Mmmvelopes.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15...weird-news
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11-16-2011, 11:58 PM
^ Come on, you wouldn't want to slap a little baconlube on your lady and get her to squeal like...., nevermind, that even makes me sick....
11-17-2011, 08:54 AM
csabo17 Wrote:SD, thats exactly the first quote I thought about when I read the first post.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LOL, too funny:Thumbs:
11-18-2011, 10:44 AM
I like to eat bacon, but not smeared on my wife....
11-20-2011, 02:40 AM
Bacon, Sausage and then a little added GRAVY...LOL!
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11-20-2011, 10:43 AM
^ That's their next line of sex lubes!
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