Best YO momma jokes

Pond creek nation · 05-27-2009, 08:40 PM

What are some good yo momma jokes?

**jetpilot** · 05-27-2009, 08:52 PM

Yo momma is so ugly she tried to enter the ugly woman competition and they said sorry, no professionals.

**Panther Thunder** · 05-27-2009, 08:56 PM

Yo Momma so slow, she can't cook minute rice.

*Central_Cheer_Chick · 05-28-2009, 01:01 AM

Yo momma...nuff said

**donathanhurley** · 05-28-2009, 01:03 AM

Yo momma so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

LOL.

**PC_You_Know** · 05-28-2009, 04:11 AM

Yo momma so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.

**Playboy5** · 05-28-2009, 08:45 AM

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

**jetpilot** · 05-28-2009, 10:57 AM

Yo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said "You all get off me..."

***Spud6*** · 05-28-2009, 06:49 PM

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

HAIL PIKEVILLE! · 05-29-2009, 01:39 PM

Yo Mamma is so broke she went to Mcdonalds and put a Big Mac on layaway.

bigjim4packers · 05-29-2009, 04:06 PM

Your mamma so ugly she could only be your mamma.

bigjim4packers · 05-29-2009, 04:09 PM

Your mamma so fat everytime she goes to the beach people keep trying to throw her back in the ocean.

bigjim4packers · 05-29-2009, 04:12 PM

your mamma so fat both sides of her rearend has different zip codes.

**TidesHoss32** · 05-29-2009, 05:56 PM

Yo momma so black everytime she gets in the car the oil light comes on.

**thetribe** · 05-30-2009, 04:04 AM

Yo momma, well she helped me that time that Jimmy put baked beans down the front of my pants. I don't have anything bad to say. She was a very nice lady...

**jetpilot** · 05-31-2009, 12:59 PM

^That's hilarious!

HAIL PIKEVILLE! · 06-01-2009, 03:41 AM

Yo Mamma is so greasy every time she jumps in a swimming pool the EPA gets called.

HAIL PIKEVILLE! · 06-01-2009, 03:43 AM

Yo Mamma is so fat she once wore a green and white striped dress to a football game and got trampled to death by the players.

**BFritz** · 06-01-2009, 03:51 AM

BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER

yo mama's so dumb, I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has AIDS!

bigjim4packers · 06-01-2009, 11:15 AM

yo mamma so dumb she sold the car for gas money.

~~Notorious~~ · 06-02-2009, 02:19 AM

Yo momma is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a bowl.

~~Notorious~~ · 06-02-2009, 02:20 AM

Your momma is so ugly, that when she was little they had to tie a t-bone round her neck to get the dog to play with her.

**cougarpride08** · 06-04-2009, 06:27 PM

Yo mama is so fat she went to the carnival and the weight guessing guy said "You have got to be kidding me".

K_Mac · 06-06-2009, 12:20 AM

Yo momma so fat, she has more chins then a chinese phone book

K_Mac · 06-06-2009, 12:21 AM

yo momma so fat, she wore high heels outside and struck OIL!

Ridge Runner · 06-06-2009, 03:16 AM

Yo Momma so FAT, Before God said "Let there be light", He told her to move her BIG ARSE out the way!

Ridge Runner · 06-06-2009, 03:20 AM

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Ridge Runner · 06-06-2009, 03:22 AM

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Ridge Runner · 06-06-2009, 03:24 AM

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Ridge Runner · 06-06-2009, 03:26 AM

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.