[The Sniper]

My fellow Cowboys, tonight The Yella Bellies will tell you all sorts of lies, they will tell you that victory from them is imminent! That they have new weapons, new recruits, and they are going to turn the tide in this war with a route over the Cowboys tomorrow in Death Valley.

The Yella Bellies have warned us we’re not ready for tomorrow
They’ve warned us we can’t handle their new recruits!
They’ve warned us we can’t overcome the odds!
They’ve warned us too many obstacles stand in our way!
They’ve warned us we --- shouldn’t --- even --- try!

In fact, people like Amun Ra, Johnny Ringo, that big bootied MONGO, along with Q & X (even though they haven't even seen a battle or stepped foot in Death Valley) would have you believe that tomorrow will be the Cowboys darkest day!!!!!

But BROTHER, the Sniper sees it a little different,
For the Sniper says to you, tomorrow will NOT be the Cowboys darkest day, but instead, TOMORROW WILL BE OUR FINEST HOUR!

At dark times like these, when victory was uncertain, we Cowboys have always blazed a trail and responded with one simple creed “ YES WE CAN!”

And we’ve come so far because not only the Sniper, but ALL COWBOYS believed in three little words “YES WE CAN!”

My fellow teammates you have made it obvious you believe in the Cowboy’s cause! And the Sniper knows in his heart tomorrow will be no different! Because the Sniper knows that “YES WE CAN”

With the addition of our new teammates the Cowboy’s have managed to harness the ingenuity of ALL in order to turn the tide in this war because “YES WE CAN”

Only in America will so many, who are so different, come from so far, to join a common cause! From college students to retirees, from grocery store clerks to teachers, from truck drivers to coaches, from mechanics to administrators, we have all come together and shown that
If you have the courage,
If you’re willing to overcome,
If your heart is pure,
And your mind is right,
THEN BROTHER, YES YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!

YOU can change the course of a war with three little words “YES WE CAN”

So before we go into battle tomorrow my brothers, before we meet our enemies’ fact to face on the battlefield, the Sniper has one simple message for all you Cowboys out there “YES WE CAN!” “YES WE CAN!” “YES WE CAN!”

YES WE CAN beat their new recruits, wherever they come from!
YES WE CAN overcome any obstacle they throw at us!
YES WE CAN beat the Yella Bellies when we’re outnumbered!
YES WE CAN meet our enemies fact to face!
YES WE CAN out maneuver, out flank, and out fight the yella ones!
YES WE CAN make it clear we are simply better!!!!!!!
YES WE CAN WIN!
YES WE CAN – YES WE CAN – YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!