[the other guy]

I heard that Hillary is going to have a brain transplant due to the concussion from the fall. Apparently, it is the only hope left for her, and this procedure is only experimental and very risky. The doctor told her that she could pay a hefty sum to receive the brain of a liberal, or a small amount to receive the brain of a conservative from the transplant. When she asked the doctor why the amount for a liberal's brain was much higher, the doctor explained, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the conservative brains a lot lower because they're used."

Old one but a good one