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09-28-2005, 12:29 PM
In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the
middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be
a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....I think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that lantern...it seems there's yet ANOTHER one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that lantern....It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor....
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' em?"
middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be
a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....I think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that lantern...it seems there's yet ANOTHER one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that lantern....It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor....
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' em?"
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09-28-2005, 04:22 PM
HAHA....that could be u BCF.......j/king.....
09-28-2005, 05:45 PM
:lmao: good one
09-28-2005, 06:05 PM
I liked that...lol
09-28-2005, 10:54 PM
BTW, even before I knew where or what Mud Creek was, I saw an advertisement that they were having a Poker Run on 4-wheelers and that explained EVERYTHING! That is for motorcycles, and it sometimes covers many, many miles, yet Mud Creekers do it on ATV's!! WTF?!?
09-28-2005, 11:28 PM
You scare a lot of people!
09-29-2005, 03:51 PM
thetribe Wrote:BTW, even before I knew where or what Mud Creek was, I saw an advertisement that they were having a Poker Run on 4-wheelers and that explained EVERYTHING! That is for motorcycles, and it sometimes covers many, many miles, yet Mud Creekers do it on ATV's!! WTF?!?
Dont' be quick to judge now.. 4 wheeler poker runs are done nationally. The best one i've been on is the hatfield mccoy trail. in w.v. but they aren't limited to just redneck areas...
10-01-2005, 12:46 PM
haha great joke
10-01-2005, 08:41 PM
Will do tribe...but it did I honestly didn't hear about it but then again before I wrecked all I use to do was get up, go to school, come home and stay in my bedroom and come down here to p-burg on the weekend....now all I do is stay home on the couch all week and come down here to p-burg when I can... but I'll ask
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