[Old School Hound]

There was a time when I had a lot of very active hair follicles and a very high sperm count and could run a six and a half minute mile. Now, the follicles have given up the ghost , the sperm has turned to sawdust , and I use a sundiual to measure the time it takes me to get to my mailbox and back. Getting old sucks, young whippersnappers.