[Hound05]

Someone please start bashing ( Corbin )us. I’m lost without the banter. I can go 3 days without insulting SOMEONE??

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I’ve got 9 more likes. Cmon boys give me something. Trigger finger is itchy

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Watched the hounds yesterday at Lynn camps field. The boys look focused. Only answer I get when I ask my son about the game is :
Me: hey boy you and the boys ready for a tough game Friday?
Son: yea
Me: you liking the game plan?
Son: yea
Me: Leg feeling good, ya ready to pin’em deep and make those eagles fly?
Son: yes dad
Me: Boy I’m just trynna make sure you’re ready. This could be it for you.
Son: I know dad.
Me: ya ready to lay some wood to those birds?
Son: what are you talking about old man ?
Me: never mind you idiot
Son: ( cricket , cricket )
Me: are ya gonna miss another PAT. You were only like 10000 for 10000 until the other night. You felt the pressure didn’t you?
Son: let’s see you get your butt out there and do it!
Me: how hard can it be , I guarantee I could
Son: gentleman’s bet. 100$ says you can’t
Me : by god I’ll do or die
Son: let’s go then you decrepit, miserable, wannabe
Me: that’s  it you little sh”t. It go time.
To be continued………
So

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KSR and 13th region game of the week. We’re more popular than my crackhead neighbor at Halloween

‘82 title alcoholic parent:

Ap: Heyyy Brian!!!

Kid: my names Brad dad!!

ap: yea…yeaa… just making sure you’re zoned in son. When I pLayed you’d thought I was on one them concentration pills you kids take, I’s so zoned in!!

k: Adderall?

Ap: yea!!!!you got any? Hahah I’m just kidding boy! Always say no to drugs!!! Unless you’re doing ‘em with. 

K: lol! You’re an idiot dad

ap: I know I stuck around with your mom
adter your were born. But seriously, you guys ready for Friday? 

K: yes dad!

ap: No!! I want you ready and hungry for it like it’s the after prom party, ya got your date alone, and you’re about to score the big TD, boy if you know what I’m saying. 

K: umm I’m not taking a date, I’m going with all the Defensive line. 

ap:  yeahh…. Bad example. Don’t do that. Just be ready and hungry. You ready to hit ‘em, beat ‘em, and eat ‘em just like your ole dad did? 

k: yea I guess. 

ap: no I don’t think you are! I want you to beat them like they Rihanna and you’re Chris brown on 3 day alcohol and Oxy bender! Go give them that will smith b!c+h slap and stare and see what they do then! 

k: okay. I’ll try…

ap: No ya don’t try! You do it! You hit ‘em harder than Whitney Houston did her crack pipe! I mean it. Harder than the news Lia Thomas got when she learned she’s a man! 

k: really?!

Ap: Yes! Kill ‘em and make sure everyone know it to! Like O.J.

k: our civil rights book from school said he was Innocent?

ap: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………  But listen! If you get out there on  D I want you to block them gaps like you’re one of them people on rascals at Walmart between the isles! Get so stopped up worm sperm couldn’t get through it. 

k: we will

Ap: when they leave I want them to be more embarrassed than that kid who had to sh!t in Corbin’s visitors looker room! 

K: okay I’ll let them know at practice. 

Ap: I want them to pick an overnight camping trip with the boys scouts before over having to play us again. Now let’s go home and watch my highlight videos some more.