12-27-2005, 04:15 PM
Bad Humor
Double Entendre
A young woman got a part-time job passing out candy samples at a local store. As she finished her first day, she ran into an old friend.
"I heard you're getting married soon. Is it true?" asked her friend.
"Sure is," she replied. "Next month."
"That's great," said her friend. "What are you doing until then?"
"Not very much," she admitted. "Just giving away free samples!"
Double Entendre
A young woman got a part-time job passing out candy samples at a local store. As she finished her first day, she ran into an old friend.
"I heard you're getting married soon. Is it true?" asked her friend.
"Sure is," she replied. "Next month."
"That's great," said her friend. "What are you doing until then?"
"Not very much," she admitted. "Just giving away free samples!"