12-23-2005, 09:49 AM
A newlywed couple got to the their hotel for their big night. Once inside the man took his pants off and told his wife to put them on. She looked at him and told him that they were too big and she wasn't putting them on. He demanded she put them on. She put them on and they fell to the floor. The man looked at her and, "Just remember, I'm the one that wears the pants in this family and don't you forget it."
The woman looked him and took her pants off and threw them at her husband and said, "here put these on." He looked at her like she was crazy. He told her he wasn't going to play her game. She told him she played his so he can play hers. He started to put them on but would only come up halfway up the thigh. He looked at her and said, "I can't into your pants."
She says,"Just remember that because you never will until you change your attitude."
The woman looked him and took her pants off and threw them at her husband and said, "here put these on." He looked at her like she was crazy. He told her he wasn't going to play her game. She told him she played his so he can play hers. He started to put them on but would only come up halfway up the thigh. He looked at her and said, "I can't into your pants."
She says,"Just remember that because you never will until you change your attitude."