11-29-2005, 07:48 PM
This is a classic from Coach Mills....
A Pirate walks into a bar. He orders a Rum and Coke. He finishes it, and orders another. After that one, he goes to the bathroom. When he comes back, the bartender notices that he has a steering wheel hanging from his fly. he says "You do know that you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper, dont you"? The Pirate says " Arr, it's driving me Nuts!"
A Pirate walks into a bar. He orders a Rum and Coke. He finishes it, and orders another. After that one, he goes to the bathroom. When he comes back, the bartender notices that he has a steering wheel hanging from his fly. he says "You do know that you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper, dont you"? The Pirate says " Arr, it's driving me Nuts!"