06-08-2009, 11:47 AM
- Why does George W. Bush like giving the tongue to Independent Fascist Joe Lieberman?
They're trying to scare people off gay marriage by showing what the two of them look like together.
- Why does George W. Bush like mackin' it with Independent Fascist Joe Lieberman?
They're trying to emulate **** Cheney's naughty, gay daughter in hopes of him giving them a spanking.
- Why does **** Cheney get booed off the field at Washington Nationals games?
It reminds everyone too much of George W. Bush getting to first base with Joe Lieberman.
- Why does George W. Bush like playing tonsil tennis with Independent Fascist Joe Lieberman?
They were going to just play regular tennis at the country club, but the club let in an Asian member and they can't go back there.
- Why does George W. Bush like swapping spit with Independent Fascist Joe Lieberman?
They're combining their saliva to target at racial minorities.
- Why does George W. Bush keep several cases of dijon mustard on hand?
He's trying to be prepared, since all his criminal buddies are crying "Pardon me!"
- Why do George Bush's budget plans not include the costs of occupying Iraq?
He was going to pay for it by selling all the WMDs they find.