10-01-2005, 07:56 PM
1. What does the average University of Alabama player get on his SAT's.....
A.Drool
2. What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in a lockerroom...
A. A full set of teeth
3.How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dormroom.....
A. Grease her hips and push
4.How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch...
A. Pay him for the pizza
5. How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend...
A. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck
6.Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum...
A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
7.What are the longest 3 years of an Auburn football players life....
A. his freshman year
8.How many Florida freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb....
A. None, that is a sophomore course
9.Where was O.J. Simpson headed in the white bronco.....
A. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, because he knew authorities would never look at LSU for a Heisman winner
10.Why did Tennessee choose orange as thier team color.....
A. You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunt in it on Sunday, and pickup trash beside the road the rest of the week.
thought it was pretty funny and share it with you guys.
A.Drool
2. What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in a lockerroom...
A. A full set of teeth
3.How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dormroom.....
A. Grease her hips and push
4.How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch...
A. Pay him for the pizza
5. How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend...
A. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck
6.Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum...
A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
7.What are the longest 3 years of an Auburn football players life....
A. his freshman year
8.How many Florida freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb....
A. None, that is a sophomore course
9.Where was O.J. Simpson headed in the white bronco.....
A. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, because he knew authorities would never look at LSU for a Heisman winner
10.Why did Tennessee choose orange as thier team color.....
A. You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunt in it on Sunday, and pickup trash beside the road the rest of the week.
thought it was pretty funny and share it with you guys.