Bluegrassrivals

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

Wow that sounds like my computer!

If I could mount a gun rack on my CPU I would lol.........And i really thought about putting camoflauge tape on my keyboard.......but I didnt

Lol...that's great!

I like it I do..lol

Hmmmm..... I'm almost a perfect redneck....

What if it's a Smirnoff in my CD-ROM drive and not a Coors, does that count?

sure lol.. since you're a girl you could have a "bitch beer":baby:

Lol. I have to make do with my resources lol

lmao

Funny stuff!!

:lol:

thats funny