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Student newly arrived here from India.

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.



The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'



Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'



She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.

'General Custer, 1862.'



At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'



Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S**k this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'



Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little s**t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'



The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh s**t, we're sc'w'd!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".
that is probly the greatest thing i have read in a long time
ha that is pretty funny
That's funny, I don't care who you are.
haha, I definitely laughed at this...
Good one!
The number of Americans considering being bent over on November 4th were in the minority.
BAHAHAHA lighten up CM it's a joke, Smile .
. <----- the size of CM's sense of humor.
Beetle01 Wrote:. <----- the size of CM's sense of humor.

I thought I returned a joke with a little sarcasm (a form of humor).
Good joke depending on the reciever.

It would have made a better joke for CM and I if you had used the date for the 2000 and 2004 elections. Good one though!
Smile
purty funny.