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The following is a story of Petey, the snake. To
get the full meaning of the story we suggest you read out loud. Petey
was a snake, only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One
day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, "Petey, don't
hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss." So Petey went outside
of the pit to hiss. Petey was hissing all around when he finally
leaned over and hissed in the pit. Petey's mother heard Petey hissing
in the pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go over to
Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss in her pit. Petey went over to Mrs. Pott's
pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home so he hissed in
her pit anyway. While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott's pit Mrs. Pott
came home and found Petey hissing in her pit. She said, "Petey, if
you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit; go to your own pit and
hiss." This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home. When
Petey got home, his mother saw him crying and said, "Petey, what's
the matter?" Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott's to hiss in her
pit but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway.
Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her pit and said, "Petey,
if you must hiss in a pit go to your own pit and hiss, don't hiss in
my pit." This made Petey's mother very angry and she said, "Why that
mean old Lady! I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn't have a pit to hiss
in."

LOL. That was confusing.

That was pretty confusing

when i 1st read it i couldnt hardly do it lol

I read it that morning and laughed. It was kind of confusing but lots of fun. I wonder how many people said piss alot when they read it out loud?

HA idk i did when i 1st read it :lol:

I could see where one would say it ALOT.