05-02-2005, 05:38 PM
I saw this and liked it so I figured I would post it...
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a
whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before
him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied
up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let
liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant
and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a
whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before
him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied
up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let
liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant
and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."