Bluegrassrivals

Bolz, it's time to freakin rise.  The ghosts of Beckham, Morty, and Carl D were gathered at the old courthouse last night among all the manure floatin around.  Theyz be talkin about saving Knott county pool, repairing the crackz in the Plex, and claimin credit for carpeting the GTW Field.  Ole fatpat got down to the tater soil with the real talk.  Wez making a run at the 14th this year with Yosemite Sam at the helm.  That mutha is fired up like grammys oven at Thanksgiving.  Then you add Pope Honeycutter on the bench with him for a dose of fear factor.  You still followin ole fatpat.  

Yosemite + Pope + new floor + new tater bin + JJ comedy show + hooveys dethrone attempt - the King = breakeven

Ok, so we still where we were but wez gettin a new floor and ole fatpat is fired up like a mutha.  White Chocolate Slone and Hitman Haddix are the best duo guards the region has to offer.

Football tried like a mutha and gettin new carpet.  Volleyball stamped their name on the region and will come back home next year.  Cross country is still in the hills somewhere.  Basketball is where the tater patch starts and finishes my friendz and Patriot Nation is bout to rise like ole Troublesome.

More mash taters please!!!  #newfloorcoming  # constructionfailz  #carpetbuildercontractcourtesyoffatpat  #cannonbettercomeback  #lordhavemercyonhosky

Bruthas it has begun baby! Yosemite Sam has unleashed some type of tater strategy ideas and scared ole Fatpat bolz!Pope Honeycutta is pumped like a mutha! Ole Fatpat worries about Crazy Train Osborne cause the lil fellow nervous as some of my fellow BOE members with the upcoming election! Company messed up one of the ole uniforms  and missed a stitch or two and Yosemite said this is Mortys and kicked the poor fellow into the Hindman Promarty pool!Boy didnt know what hit him!Yosemite said big guy wez demanding perfection baby!BoPo tried to restrain him but big guy said you cant hold back a freaking Spartan baby! Ole Fatpat likes the chaos and the future is bright bolz! #itsacoming  #promartypoolisatrap  #mortysberockin More mash taters please!!!