Bluegrassrivals

Move this one if you all need to..... I just got a HUGE kick out of it and wanted to share!!!



One day a father gets out of work and on his way home

he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,

"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie

$265.95 and the others only $19..95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers:





"Sir... Divorced Barbie comeswith:




Ken's Car,

Ken's House,

Ken's Boat,

Ken's Furniture,

Ken's Computer and...

One of Ken's Friends."

How true!!

That's awesome, I'm mad I didn't find it first.

lmao, thats great!

haha Thats a good one.

great joke!

At least she didn't get the dog! lol

that is a good joke.

I always knew that Barbie would take Ken for a ride. Let me guess she left him for GI JOE. LOL!

HAIL PIKEVILLE! Wrote:I always knew that Barbie would take Ken for a ride. Let me guess she left him for GI JOE. LOL!

Or GI Jane:eek: We won't go there