02-07-2007, 09:41 PM
Little David attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, David asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." David , looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.