02-07-2007, 09:40 PM
A Blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number.
The blonde says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, ma'am. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explains that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
The blonde says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, ma'am. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explains that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"