02-02-2007, 09:15 AM
A priest offered a lift to a Nun.
She got into his car and crossed her legs, causing her habit to reveal a bit of leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand, but, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the rectory, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Corporate Lesson: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
She got into his car and crossed her legs, causing her habit to reveal a bit of leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand, but, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the rectory, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Corporate Lesson: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.