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Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.


[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!


Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my *** though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.


[to the dogs in his van]
Harry: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.


Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.


Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.


Lloyd: If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.


Harry: Hi Lloyd!
Lloyd: Hi Harry!
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off a jet way again.


Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.


Harry: Skis, huh?
Beth: That's right!
Harry: Great! They yours?
Beth: Uh-huh.
Harry: Both of 'em?
Beth: Yes.
Harry: Ah... cool!

I take your watchen it right now on tv like i am!! ITS AWESOME!

Cop: Yall Been doin alil boozen sipin back on some of grandpas ol cough medicine?

^lol

TOMCAT06 Wrote:I take your watchen it right now on tv like i am!! ITS AWESOME!

Cop: Yall Been doin alil boozen sipin back on some of grandpas ol cough medicine?

Yessir!, lol. My all time favorite movie!!

And if anyone has any others, post em. B/c lord knows that theres more than what Ive posted. Theres never a dull moment in this movie!

Ski's They urs? Yep! Both of em? YEp COOOOOL

Harry: Petey!?!? Lloyd, Petey didn't have a head!!
Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it........

Harry: My hands are num.
Lloyd: Here take a pair of my gloves, my hands are getting sweaty.

^i'm gonna kill you lloyd! haha

Lloyd: ..............I'm talking about a little place called ASPEN..........
Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes......

^ lol that movie is classic!

haha I caught some of this movie on earlier.

I didn't see this part tonight and I can't remember exactly how it goes, but i can't believe this part was left out.

I'm never gambling again.

I bet I can get you to make a bet before the end of the day.
I'll give you such an such odd.

OK

IDk how i'm going to do it, but i will.

BFritz Wrote:Harry: Petey!?!? Lloyd, Petey didn't have a head!!
Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it........

This is the one I was going to quote. This movie was by far a Top 3 in comdey movies of all time! GREAT CAST!

HILARIOUS movie! One of my favorites.

I like the conversation at the end when the bus with all the girls stops and they talk about how some lucky guys are going to get to travel around on a bus for a few months with some hot babes.

Perfect ending to the movie Dorton..I agree!!!!

"Kick his *** Seabass!"

DortonWildcat5 Wrote:I like the conversation at the end when the bus with all the girls stops and they talk about how some lucky guys are going to get to travel around on a bus for a few months with some hot babes.

I was looking for the script online so I could post that, but I could only find an edited version.............
This isn't from the edited version's script, but:
Lloyd: I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow....... the town's THAT way

LOL, whoever thought of these lines throughout a movie like this has a GREAT IMAGINATION!!

Lloyd-So where ya headed?
Mary-Aspen
Lloyd- Mmm, California beautiful!

Jimmy Dugan Wrote:"Kick his *** Seabass!"

I use this line daily. Sad? Maybe. Funny? Yes.

I like it...I like it a lot. :rockon:

"I'd like to eat her liver with a can of farva beans and a bottle of cianti (sp.)"

lloyd: mary- what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...

or

Lloyd: I desperatly want to make love to a schoolboy...

[QUOTE=crazytaxidriver]lloyd: mary- what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...



Mary- Like one out of a million

Lloys- So your sayin theres a chance? YEAHHHHHH!

You got that head shaved yet STAT? LOL

Redneck Wrote:You got that head shaved yet STAT? LOL

haha, not yet but I prolly will soon, or when it warms up, lol.